Kingston: How old will he be?
Me: Oh, you know, I'm not sure exactly but he's going to be pretty old.
Kingston: Like he's going to be an old man?!!!???
Me: Well, not exactly umm, okay?!
Kingston: No, I think he's going to be two.
Me: He's going to be two, okay perfect.
Kingston: I can show you that he's going to be two see--(and he whips out these two things from his school folder)
Kingston: Silly Mommy, he's just a baby.
Me: Silly me, so he's Coltrane's age.
Kingston: Yep, same same.
*** without skipping a beat he then went on with***
Kingston: How did God make the humans?
Me: That's something you should ask Daddy as soon as he gets home.