This is a pictureless post. Which you will need no explanation for once you've read the post :)
I never knew what a muffintop was. You know, you'd hear on TV, "great foods for your muffin top" "top 10 exercises for your muffintop" etc etc.
Today as I was getting ready, I pulled on a pair of jeans and buttoned the last button with just a slight struggle. I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth, I took off my jammy shirt and walked into the closet to grab a shirt which upon further investigation, realized needed to be ironed. I then waltzed past the mirror and caught a glimpse of myself.
That. Is. All.